Lounging Attire

baggy pantsIt’s a typical day, 6:30 a.m. and I’m getting ready to go to work. Shower, shave, hair, contacts, slacks, shirt, undies, socks, shoes, belt, watch, wallet, money, change, pocket knife, name badge, car keys, work keys & cell phone. Ok, I’m out the door and lugging this stuff around for the next 9 hours while walking miles back and forth at the store.

Whew!! I’m finally home and now it’s time to relax and unwind. Gotta unload those pockets, get out of the restrictive clothing and into something comfy, something baggy. Ahhh!! that’s better, now I can get myself a tall glass of ice water and check my email… Oh No, wait! Wendy’s coming, she HATES these pants, I can certainly see why… six day old road-kill is more attractive than these things, but that’s not the point, they’re comfortable! so what if they make me look like I’m wearing a droopy diaper. Who cares if there are a few holes in the backside? I LIKE my comfy pants and now I have to spend many a day worrying that she will slip them into the garbage can while I’m away.

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8 Responses to Lounging Attire

  1. Juan Martinez says:


    In my country(Mexico), the peoples wear similar outfit. You should not feel embarrased or guilty about baggy diaper. Besides, who is goin to care anyways? As long as you feel comfortable, I would suggess you wear them.
    I have many outfit that looks same as yours. When I walk down street, I actually get many stares out at me. That make me feel good about me.


  2. phydda says:

    You stud-muffin, you! Lends new meaning to Sex in the City! 🙂

  3. Jenny says:

    I can see why Wendy hates those pants, but, we all have pants like that. If you don’t have pants you have a shirt, underwears ect. ect. ect. What I’m really concearned about, Mike, is where is the butt in the pants? Clay-b (your buddy) has a shirt like that. You can’t see him. The shirt could fit me. As far as pants and butts, you can’t see his butt at all because he doesn’t have one. I wonder where yours was that day? We all have clothes like that. But the majoir concearn is how big they are and how small it makes your butt look!!!

  4. Night Owl says:

    Welcome to your first post! Now stop looking at my butt! Trust me, somewhere beneath that diaper lies my “coffee ground”! I’m not inclined to provide photographic evidence as that might be mistaken for something like a cross between a Sasquash, Mime, and a Donkey. (Translate that)

  5. Jenny says:

    That’s ok I can give you some of mine, I have plenty:) Wendy will thank me:) Sheesh I will thank you for taking it:) Btw it is a picture of your bunz!!! lol

  6. Stephanie says:

    As long as your comfy thats all that matters and like you said Wendy will decide when its time to go so don’t worry and just be happy in them for as long as you can, Just ask Wendy if you can break in a couple of other pairs before she tosses these out!!! Win Win situation now….Take care all, Stephanie

  7. Susan Wagner says:

    Be afraid, be very afraid. Thank God you are not married to me. I would burn them.

  8. Juan Gonzalez says:


    WTF were you thinking of?


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