Author Archives: Night Owl

Funny Pix

Posted on September 29, 2005 by Night Owl

I’ve never been a huge fan of having a cat as a pet. I prefer a small dog myself. I was browsing through a slew of cute animal pix my Sister sent and this one definately caught my attention. These … Continue reading →

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Java-Junkie

Posted on September 29, 2005 by Night Owl

My mother called me yesterday to inform me that Starbuck’s Coffee was supporting a homosexual agenda by printing pro-gay slogans on their coffee cups and sponsoring Gay events. She urged me to stop drinking their coffee immediately. My question is … Continue reading →

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Theory?

Posted on September 26, 2005 by Night Owl

While Wendy and I were eating breakfast this morning, we flipped the television on and went to the news channel. For weeks now, it has been non-stop Hurricane footage. I don’t want to sound callous or anything, but I can … Continue reading →

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17 Turkeys

Posted on September 25, 2005 by Night Owl

Last year Wendy blogged about several wild turkeys that where hanging around our house. Hunting season began and since we live in the rural mountains, it sounds like a war going on around here. Gunshots can constantly be heard in … Continue reading →

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Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.

Posted on September 25, 2005 by Night Owl

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Oil

Posted on September 25, 2005 by Night Owl

Here is a little “quip” I enjoyed which was forwarded to me by Polly. Subject: oil A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there’s a very simple … Continue reading →

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“Mass Mailing”

Posted on September 25, 2005 by Night Owl

With Christmas fast approaching, it’s not only the retailer’s who are gearing up for the season. It seems I can’t go to my mailbox these days without extracting ten pounds of catalogs, flyers and offers for a low interest rate … Continue reading →

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New Gas Prices

Posted on September 20, 2005 by Night Owl

I went into 7-11 the other day and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt

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What’s taters Precious?

Posted on September 18, 2005 by Night Owl

“You know… PO-TA-TOES… boil em’, mash em’, stick em’ in a stew?” Anyone who has read my bio might have discovered that the potato is my absolute favorite food. It is a wonderful vegetable full of meaty goodness! It’s everything … Continue reading →

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Cheezer Update

Posted on September 18, 2005 by Night Owl

Since many of you have inquired about the status of Chee’s Vet appointment, here’s the scoop. She took blood from him to ascertain if the dosage of Digoxin she had prescribed was correct. Apparently the stuff can be lethal if … Continue reading →

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