Oil

Here is a little “quip” I enjoyed which was forwarded to me by Polly.

Subject: oil
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil
shortage here in our country.

~~~ Well, there’s a very simple answer. ~~~

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

~~~ We just didn’t know we were getting low. ~~~

The reason for that is purely geographical.

~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~Coastal Florida~~~Coastal Louisiana~~~Kansas~~~ Oklahoma~~~Pennsylvania~~~Wyoming and Texas ~~~

~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC.
Any Questions?