Ahhh… this story interests me because it’s local. Happened right down the road in Thurmont, Md. Below are three pages of the report the Officer filed.
Tell me what ya think about this?
June 11, 2005
June 4, 2005
Subway Sadness
Have you ever heard a rumor or maybe gotten a piece of mail with a seemingly unbelievable story? Here is a tip for everyone… Snopes.com is a great I-Web resource to either verify or “debunk” these claims. Their whole purpose is to take in all the wild rumors spreading across our land and investigate their validity.
While surfing, I came across a story that Subway Sandwiches are doing away with their “Sub-Club”. Everyone knows about that, right? You collect their little stamps every time you buy a sub and when you get the card full you get a free sandwich. I mean, that’s been around ever since I was a “wee lad”. It’s a solid rock of American culture, no? Surely these vicious rumors cannot be true? Apparently, the are……..
June 2, 2005
WTF???
So I’m staring at this picture, dazed and confused…. can anyone tell me what in the name of Peter Cottontail is going on here? This will haunt my dreams, I’ll be up at 2 in the a.m. in cold sweats! Thanks alot Internet!!
May 4, 2005
Envy
I’m pushing Wendy to hurry up and make the family wealthy. I’d be pissed at this fella in the link, but I’m too busy being jealous! Wanna know what rich people do to their basements? Check out the site I’m about to give you. I’m bringing you in on the before pix… but make sure to follow the project through all it’s phases to completion. This is just MAD “Basement Bling”.
Woonsocket Prostitute
Here is a neat little story. What makes it interesting to me, and I’m sure any other of my fellow CVS colleagues, is the location in which it takes place. That’s right, Woonsocket, Rhode Island. Corporate Headquarters to our dear old place of employ. As the story goes, a “john” solicites an undercover female police officer for sex. Normally, one would pay cash for such a transaction. This fellow offers some T-Bone steaks as payment.
April 30, 2005
Starbucks
Anyone who has ever worked with me knows that I’m a Starbucks addict. Never does a morning go by in which I’m not lugging my “Venti” cup around. My obsession however, pales in comparison with this dude’s. His goal in life is to visit every single Starbucks. Now one might think this goal is not obtainable. I mean, it would be like trying to hit every McDonald’s. There must be tens of thousands of them. But check it out… he’s made quite a bit of progress.
By the way Susan… It’s your turn to buy!
April 27, 2005
Sports
I really do have to give John an “attaboy” for this find… It’s painful to watch. The video appears to be of some local news station where a rookie of a sports-reporter totally CHOKES while doing his segment. It’s gotta be one of those life altering moments that causes sleepless nights and soul-searching knowing this will haunt your career forever!
Dancing White Boy
Before I start the content of this post, I must first give John his “props”. Ok John, not only did I put your name up in lights, it’s also on fire!! Good enough for ya?
Anyways, John Lawrence…. a.k.a. “Don Jaun John” sent me this link. The storyline behind this video is that a dude in college is bothered by his room-mate because he plays his music loud and dances stupidly to it. The solution? Secretly video tape him and broadcast via the Internet, thus embarrassing him into oblivion!
April 21, 2005
Susan Pitt
Well Susie-Q…..
Like Judy Chin, I also have some mad Photoshop skillz. I always knew you had a 6-pack hiding underneath that CVS Polo Shirt. Maybe you should join the trend and get the bellybutton pierced?
