{"id":53,"date":"2005-05-18T22:46:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-19T02:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/18\/the-dyson\/"},"modified":"2006-12-01T11:30:08","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T15:30:08","slug":"the-dyson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/18\/the-dyson\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dyson"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Dyson
\nI must say that I’ve adopted to my new role as “Man Bitch” very nicely. I’m doing dishes, dusting, cleaning windows, bathrooms, vacuuming, you name it! To be a proper “House-Ho”, one must invest in his equipment. As the saying goes… “A carpenter is only as good as his tools”. I present to you, my latest aquisition. A Dyson Low Reach DC14 Upright Vacuum Cleaner.<\/p>\n

This baby is the Ferrari of vacuum cleaners! With its patented “Cyclonic Technology”, it maintains 270 watts of continuous suction power, and has more attachments than “Inspector Gadget”. This thing can suck the skin off an onion! I’m amazed at how good a job this this cleaner does. My carpets have never been happier!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I must say that I’ve adopted to my new role as “Man Bitch” very nicely. I’m doing dishes, dusting, cleaning windows, bathrooms, vacuuming, you name it! To be a proper “House-Ho”, one must invest in his equipment. As the saying … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}