{"id":25,"date":"2005-04-17T16:18:29","date_gmt":"2005-04-17T20:18:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/17\/stupid-people\/"},"modified":"2006-12-01T11:26:06","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T15:26:06","slug":"stupid-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/17\/stupid-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ya know, the I-Web as a whole is a wonderful thing.  But now and then you come across some stupid people doing really stupid stuff.  Maybe I will start handing out awards to these folks.  I&#8217;d call it the &#8220;W.T.F. Were you Thinking Award&#8221;.  Good idea, no?<\/p>\n<p>Here we have a young couple who decide that the best way for them to symbolize their commitment to each other would be to amputate one another&#8217;s ring finger.<\/p>\n<p>How did they do it you ask?  Well, I&#8217;m glad you did!<\/p>\n<p>A couple of rubber-bands to cut off the circulation&#8230;.<br \/>\nA little soak in ice water to numb the area&#8230;.<br \/>\nInsert ring fingers into each other&#8217;s mouth&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bmezine.com\/news\/pubring\/20050401.html\" target=_blank>You Don&#8217;t believe me?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ya know, the I-Web as a whole is a wonderful thing. But now and then you come across some stupid people doing really stupid stuff. Maybe I will start handing out awards to these folks. I&#8217;d call it the &#8220;W.T.F. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/17\/stupid-people\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}