{"id":197,"date":"2006-01-26T23:34:28","date_gmt":"2006-01-27T03:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/26\/lounging-attire\/"},"modified":"2006-12-01T12:03:59","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T16:03:59","slug":"lounging-attire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/26\/lounging-attire\/","title":{"rendered":"Lounging Attire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mshepherd.com\/images\/bagpants.jpg\" alt=\"baggy pants\"  align=\"right\"\/>It&#8217;s  a typical day, 6:30 a.m. and I&#8217;m getting ready to go to work.  Shower, shave, hair, contacts, slacks, shirt, undies, socks, shoes, belt, watch, wallet, money, change, pocket knife, name badge, car keys, work keys &#038; cell phone.  Ok, I&#8217;m out the door and lugging this stuff around for the next 9 hours while walking miles back and forth at the store.  <\/p>\n<p>Whew!! I&#8217;m finally home and now it&#8217;s time to relax and unwind.  Gotta unload those pockets, get out of the restrictive clothing and into something comfy, something baggy.  Ahhh!! that&#8217;s better, now I can get myself a tall glass of ice water and check my email&#8230; Oh No, wait!  Wendy&#8217;s coming, she <font COLOR=\"yellow\"\n\n<ul>HATES<\/font> these pants, I can certainly see why&#8230; six day old road-kill is more attractive than these things, but that&#8217;s not the point, they&#8217;re comfortable! so what if they make me look like I&#8217;m wearing a droopy diaper.  Who cares if there are a few holes in the backside?  I <font COLOR=\"red\">LIKE <\/font>my comfy pants and now I have to spend many a day worrying that she will slip them into the garbage can while I&#8217;m away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a typical day, 6:30 a.m. and I&#8217;m getting ready to go to work. Shower, shave, hair, contacts, slacks, shirt, undies, socks, shoes, belt, watch, wallet, money, change, pocket knife, name badge, car keys, work keys &#038; cell phone. Ok, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/26\/lounging-attire\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}