Three women, one German, one Japanese and a Redneck were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager”, she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”<\/p>\n
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her hand to her ear. When she finished, she explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”<\/p>\n
The Redneck woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.<\/p>\n
She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging out of her butt crack.<\/p>\n
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The Redneck woman finally said, “Well, will you look at that… I’m getting a fax!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Three women, one German, one Japanese and a Redneck were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager”, … Continue reading