Here is a little “quip” I enjoyed which was forwarded to me by Polly.<\/p>\n
Subject: oil
\nA lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil
\nshortage here in our country. <\/p>\n
~~~ Well, there’s a very simple answer. ~~~ <\/p>\n
Nobody bothered to check the oil. <\/p>\n
~~~ We just didn’t know we were getting low. ~~~ <\/p>\n
The reason for that is purely geographical. <\/p>\n
~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~Coastal Florida~~~Coastal Louisiana~~~Kansas~~~ Oklahoma~~~Pennsylvania~~~Wyoming and Texas ~~~ <\/p>\n
~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC.
\n Any Questions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Here is a little “quip” I enjoyed which was forwarded to me by Polly. Subject: oil A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there’s a very simple … Continue reading