{"id":149,"date":"2005-09-20T22:12:57","date_gmt":"2005-09-21T02:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/20\/new-gas-prices\/"},"modified":"2006-12-01T11:56:41","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T15:56:41","slug":"new-gas-prices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/20\/new-gas-prices\/","title":{"rendered":"New Gas Prices"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"New<\/p>\n

I went into 7-11 the other day and asked for five dollars
\nworth of gas.<\/p>\n

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I went into 7-11 the other day and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}