{"id":103,"date":"2005-07-28T18:52:51","date_gmt":"2005-07-28T22:52:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/28\/a-joke-from-phyllis\/"},"modified":"2006-12-01T11:51:29","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T15:51:29","slug":"a-joke-from-phyllis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/28\/a-joke-from-phyllis\/","title":{"rendered":"A Joke from Phyllis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mshepherd.com\/images\/oldfolks.jpg\" alt=\"Rebecca &#038; Jacob\" \/align=\"left\"\/><strong><\/p>\n<ul>\nRebecca &#038; Jacob<\/ul>\n<p><\/strong><br \/>\nJacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited<br \/>\nabout their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the<br \/>\nwedding, and on the way they pass a CVS drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.<\/p>\n<p>Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: &#8220;Are you the Manager?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe Manager answers, &#8220;Yes.&#8221;<br \/>\nJacob: &#8220;We&#8217;re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?&#8221;<br \/>\nManager: &#8220;Of course we do.&#8221;<br \/>\nJacob: &#8220;How about medicine for circulation?&#8221;<br \/>\nManager: &#8220;All kinds.&#8221;<br \/>\nJacob: &#8220;Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?&#8221;<br \/>\nManager: &#8220;Definitely.&#8221;<br \/>\nJacob: &#8220;How about Viagra?&#8221;<br \/>\nManager: &#8220;Of course.&#8221;<br \/>\nJacob: &#8220;Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?&#8221;<br \/>\nManager: &#8220;Yes, a large variety. The works.&#8221;<br \/>\nJacob: &#8220;What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson&#8217;s disease?&#8221;<br \/>\nManager: &#8220;Absolutely.&#8221;<br \/>\nJacob: &#8220;You sell wheelchairs and walkers?&#8221;<br \/>\nManager: &#8220;All speeds and sizes.&#8221;<br \/>\nJacob: &#8220;We&#8217;d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rebecca &#038; Jacob Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a CVS drugstore. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/28\/a-joke-from-phyllis\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}