{"id":102,"date":"2005-07-26T19:08:01","date_gmt":"2005-07-26T23:08:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/26\/the-roof-the-roof-the-roof-is-on-fire\/"},"modified":"2006-12-01T11:51:25","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T15:51:25","slug":"the-roof-the-roof-the-roof-is-on-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/26\/the-roof-the-roof-the-roof-is-on-fire\/","title":{"rendered":"The Roof, The Roof, The Roof Is On Fire&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mshepherd.com\/images\/anifire.gif\" alt=\"Animated Flames\" Align=\"left\"\/>OMG&#8230; Sweet Mother Of Mary Poppins!  The heat out there was just unbearable today.  We&#8217;re talking about the actual temperature being close to 100 with a humidity index of 110.  Walking out the door from work this afternoon felt like opening the oven  and throwing your head into it!  I managed to barely make it to my vehicle without collapsing from heat exhaustion only to open the car door and discover it was a bazillion degrees inside.  I start the engine, crank the air-conditioner, and grab the leather-clad steering wheel and proceed to have the stitching branded into my palms!<\/p>\n<p>Ten minutes later, I&#8217;m driving down the road and I can almost feel a little bit of cool air coming out of the vents.  I suppose it made little difference at that point because my whole backside was sopping, sweaty, wet!  Strange the amount of liquid one&#8217;s body can produce when you sit it down on a leather seat the approximate temperature of a George Foreman Grill. <\/p>\n<p>I thought I was escaping this extreme heat thing when I left Arizona&#8230; wtf?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OMG&#8230; Sweet Mother Of Mary Poppins! The heat out there was just unbearable today. We&#8217;re talking about the actual temperature being close to 100 with a humidity index of 110. Walking out the door from work this afternoon felt like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/26\/the-roof-the-roof-the-roof-is-on-fire\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mshepherd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}