I’m sending this one out to my “Home-Slice” Phyllis who recently valiantly attempted to send me a funny along the same lines… Sadly, the attachment didn’t forward and she had cleaned her browser cache.

Here’s an old one I’ve kept in storage for the past 10 years. You probably have seen this at one time or another during your internet travels, but just in case, I’ll give it a go. It’s an illusion of sorts and not everyone I’ve shown it to is able to see it. This is what you need to do…

1.) Click the link - - a graphic will open up in a new window.
2.) Stare at the row of dots in the middle of the picture for a minute or so.
3.) Gotta focus in on just them dots… try not to blink.
4.) Close your eyes, tilt your head back, all is dark.
5.) Keep your eyes closed, after a couple of seconds you should see a fuzzy white circle appear.
6.) Just focus in on that circle… and tell me if you see anything?

Give it a try - - - JEDI MIND TRICK

Strange Breed

For all you folks wondering what will happen to me after I die… here ya go! At least it will be Susan’s turn to buy!

Rebecca & Jacob

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited
about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the
wedding, and on the way they pass a CVS drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the Manager?”
The Manager answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Manager: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Manager: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”
Manager: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about Viagra?”
Manager: “Of course.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
Manager: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Manager: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
Manager: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

In other news, Phyllis has given up the idea for her new clothing line… BAJ’s (Big Ass Jeans). Instead, she has opted to persue a new line of personal hygiene products which she dubbed BAW’s (Big Ass Wipes). Look out Proctor & Gamble… the competition is at your doorstep!

Any Hangman fans out there? Try Hangaroo!! The best I’ve managed is 8 of 10 levels.

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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!!!

Q: How do you catch a tame, unique rabbit?
A: Tame way!!

Speaking of unique. Ever wondered how “Unique” your name is in the scheme of things?

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This puzzle has done a good job of completely pissing me off!!

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I grew up & learned to drive mostly in a small town in Arizona. Then I moved to California, imagine my shock when I first attempted to navigate the Los Angeles Freeways. After living there for a while, believe it or not, one simply becomes numb to it all. It wasn’t long until I was driving with my knees down a 6 lane freeway, doing 80 mph, in bumper to bumper traffic with a soda in one hand and a burger in the other. Anyhoo, when I came across this “Open Letter To Boston Drivers”, it had special meaning to me!

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Here’s a site that proclaims to inform you which song was #1 on the music charts the day you were born. According to my input, the song Grazing In The Grass by Hugh Masekela topped the charts. Never heard of it.

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