So I turn on the television the other day and there is this show dedicated to three Playboy Playmates who are living at Hugh Heffner’s mansion. They spend their days romping around the estate in the lap of luxury waiting with giddy anticipation for their turn with the 80 year old tycoon. America cheers!! You go “Hef”! Such a “Stud-Muffin”! even at that ripe old age.

I’m working the remote control again and come across a documentary about a Mormon guy in Utah who has three wives. Everyone seems quite content with their arrangement. They are well spoken, educated, discreet and modest. America thumbs their nose! “Bigamy” how disgusting! Laws are enacted to deter such perversion.

Tired of the tube, I grab an old magazine and there’s the Guess Jeans Model Anna Nicole Smith who married a Texas oil man old enough to be her Great Grandfather. He shortly “kicks the bucket” and she’s in Court with his family fighting over the Millions. America scorns her! What a “Gold Digging Strumpet”!

I’m back to the news and apparently, a twenty seven year old “Supermodel School Teacher” is arrested for having sex with a 13 year old student. She goes to jail for 6 months, upon release, she contacts the youngster on the Internet & Sends him provocative pictures and videos. The female half of America is appalled! Lock her up and throw away the key. The male half of America is wanting to have an award ceremony for the boy and present him with a medal!

Can anyone other than me spot the double standards here?