In other news, my favorite “Trailer Trash” pop star Britney Spears is making headlines for a couple of reasons. First, it’s rumored that there is a Paris Hilton – like sex tape in existence of her and Federline (Cletus) in their pre-baby days. I’m thinking this might be a hoax cuz it’s difficult for me to place faith in news deriving from a dot com that ends in (.za).
Second, msnbc is reporting that there is already trouble in paradise as Britney is allegedly complaining about the paternal qualities of Cletus. Umm… considering Federline’s track record, this story gets my Captain Obvious tag. Apparently, all her riches never prepared her for the “Bad Boy”.
I give it another month… tops!
Why would we care?
Because inquiring minds wanna know Phyllis!
And don’t pretend you didn’t stand in front of your dresser, peering into the mirror, hairbrush as a mic,
singing along to hits like…
* Ooop’s I Did it Again.
* You Drive Me Crazy.
* Hit Me Baby One More Time.
* Toxic.
You’re a closet Britney Fan… admit it!