Oh lookie!! Another brilliant Floridian pervert. He rapes a 73 year old woman, then rolls over and falls asleep!
April 21, 2005
Had your car keyed lately?
Here is a story from the BBC. It’s one of those articles that piss ya off when you read it. There is this “Artist” in London who keyed almost 50 cars & photographed each act as part of his “Art” exhibit. Then the poor bloke has the audacity to assert that the owners of the vehicles he vandalized should be happy they were able to be a part of his “creative process”.
Somebody with a big stick needs to get “creative” on his head!
April 18, 2005
Illusion
Here’s a neat little pix I’ve been saving for years. Look closely at the two images below. A frog and a horse, right? Now see if you can tell me if there is anything special about them?

April 17, 2005
MovieStar Crush
Everyone has a “thing” for a certain movie-star, right? Mine has always been for Angelina Jolie. My Wife’s has been Brad Pitt. Ironic that in real life, they ended up together. What movie-star have you been lusting after??



Bejeweled 2
A couple of days ago, I was at Best Buy to pick up some replacement batteries for the cordless phones. While there, I just happened to pass by the games dept. Normally, I pay that area no attention, cuz guys don’t like that kinda stuff…. right? Anyhoooo…. I picked this game up.
So I’m sitting down to a relaxing game of Bejeweled and my Wife comes up behind me, watches for a couple of minutes, then insists that I install this game on her computer. Now being the “Man of the House”, I tell her like it is. The game is mine, I bought it, she can’t have it, she has more important things to do rather than play games!!
3 minutes later, I have installed Bejeweled 2 on her computer and it’s been two days now since she’s come up for air! Gee, I hope we’ll be able to make the mortgage payment this month!!
Parenting Award
Here’s a story from… you guessed it…. Florida.
Mom of the year goes out to this lady who forces one of her daughter’s into prostitution. The other, who refuses, she sells her to a man for a car!
What’s with Florida?
Is it me or is there something terribly wrong in Florida? Everytime I turn on the news it seems like there is another story about a child abduction there. I used to think Catholic Priesthood was the haven for pedophiles but it appears they’re all flocking to the “Sunshine State”.
Here’s a link to a story about a “Rocket Scientist” perv downloading kiddy porn at his local Kinkos.
**Sigh**
Stupid People
Ya know, the I-Web as a whole is a wonderful thing. But now and then you come across some stupid people doing really stupid stuff. Maybe I will start handing out awards to these folks. I’d call it the “W.T.F. Were you Thinking Award”. Good idea, no?
Here we have a young couple who decide that the best way for them to symbolize their commitment to each other would be to amputate one another’s ring finger.
How did they do it you ask? Well, I’m glad you did!
A couple of rubber-bands to cut off the circulation….
A little soak in ice water to numb the area….
Insert ring fingers into each other’s mouth….
April 16, 2005
My head on a platter.
In other news…
I still haven’t been able to get Susan to comment here. Last night, after seeing the post below, she sent me a scathing email threatening to “have my head on a platter” if I didn’t stop! Careful what you wish for Susan.


